I think I deserve some kind of award for making Blogged.com's top blogs on Australian Golf.
And why should I be blogging anyway; it's almost become a substitute for talking to actual people. I was hanging out with some friends over the holidays and they all know the ends of my stories before I even fucking tell them. Not that its a bad thing; people seem to read the ol' Crushtor.net and I'm rather chuffed about that.
I still need to figure out what I'm doing for New Year's - My New Year's Eve resolution is to do something actually fun. Please leave your suggestions in the comments.
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I'm hanging at Rocky Horror then moving into the city for fireworks, boozy picnics and good times with old friends, so I got nothing for you. I heard a rumour Living End were playing live and free in Geelong, though, if you're up for a long drive and lots of drunken bogans.
Haha, Australian Golf. Been excessively googling yourself a bit lately? Unclean! Sounds like you need some form of distracting hobby, like burning pictures into wood or something.
Hope whatever you end up doing, you manage to have an excellent new years, and all the best for 2009 to you and all your scary internet friends (Hi Stephen!).
Get off the internet and get a life?
Y'know, just throwing that out there...
Don't worry, I'm on your side: even though the only stories you have to tell are what some people might call "lame blogs" I will still listen to you. I am honoured to think that if you were to tell me a story to my face, I too would know the end of it before you had the chance to tell it. But, then again... considering I don't really read all your blogs to completion (because I get bored), I guess I am an ear that'll listen to the end without interruption.
Why do I get a hi? An ex of Crushtor's is an enemy of mine, I say. I've totally got your back, Crushtor. I think she's flirting with me to make you jealous. BUT I WILL NOT PARTICIPATE IN SUCH A MOCKERY.
Or... should I give her my number? TELL ME WHAT TO DO CRUSHTOR!
Why are you assuming that I have no life? I should feel insulted. AND I DO!
And I don't think she's flirting with you Stephen. I could be wrong though...see how that pans out for you mate! Haha :D
I highly doubt it, too. I was trying to induce a jealous rage in you.
And obviously you do have a life, as you've always got something different to talk about. No life is a routined life. A different story is preceeded by a different adventure.
Don't be insulted. Grow a pair and man up/harden the fuck up.
If you have nothing to do on NYE then you have a humble life.
REMEMBER: nothing says confidence and individuality more than asking people advice on what to do to celebrate... oh wait, no, that's the other way round...
Please don't lack confidence. =( Be strong, be happy; get maggoted if you can't think of anything else to do. Just don't be a pansy. =(
Tip: if you don't think you're good enough to get a NYE kiss, then stay at home in your room. You can easily justify not gettin' a pash if you didn't go out. That way people can't laugh at you and call you lame! =D
egad.
You invoke disgust in her, Crushtor.
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