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18.12.11

The Top 10 Metal of 2011 - #1

Hauled over the shoulders of a dark priest, we're carried off in the moonlight to a cathedral of magick and ritual, overseen by the minions of Satan himself...

 #1

Ghost - Opus Eponymous

Ghost are like their namesake. They dress in Emerald robes fashioned by Satanic brotherhoods. The silences in between their notes are haunted by an all-consuming darkness all their own. The band are like a dark cabal seething timeless doom and chilling, merciless melody; their "self-titled" record a triumph of occult practicing, retro loving dark rock masters. It’s not like they’ve rummaged though boxes of dusty Nazareth or Free records from the 70s and purloined riffs in the vain hope no-one will notice (thanks for nothing, Opeth); Opus sounds like a fresh, new record; not some kind of hackneyed early 70s hand-me-down. Harder still is to imagine that their hymns like Satan Prayer are tongue-in-cheek homage to scheming cartoon devils, when they (and who really knows who they are – their identities are shrouded in complete secrecy) chant “Hear our Satan Prayer/ anti-Nicene creed” over simple martial beats of drum and shuddering bass, their tunes burrow themselves into our minds so effortlessly. 

Like brothers in arms they invoke the insidious Mercyful Fate spirit in Elizabeth, our gloried gossamer-throated vocalist's (who?!!) herniated cries to the long departed Ms. Bathory as devotional as it will ever sound. They don’t even care for convention, especially on the pulsating Ritual; the band joins in harmony to finish the chorus, yet they loathe even waiting to start the first line of verse – but it works so damn well it’s impossible to fault them; especially that confident, fluid bluesy soloing to close the track out.

Though completely out of place, the genuinely beautiful closer Genesis is packed full of freewheeling synthesizer and acoustic flourishes, like looking through a prog rock glass darkly. Black metal has engorged and exhausted itself on providing listeners with “maximum Satan” through faster blast beats, more pompous lyrical posturing and a pleading insistence that their work is art, dammit, art! If you hear their cover of the Beatles’ Here Comes the Sun, it’s worth the price of admission alone. Ghost have reworked it into a black mass hymn abounding with organ hits and phaser-driven guitars marching at a funereal pace, grandly building as a chorus of ghouls harmoniously sing those immortal words; “Sun, sun, sun, here we come,” submerging them in inky blackness. Proceedings end with an abrupt halt as their gargantuan organ reverberates to a thunderous close.

The irony aside, Ghost eschews all that pretentious bullshit that’s accumulated and ossified the black metal scene; Ghost have unleashed a truly remarkable debut metal record upon this cruel world. The black gauntlet has been thrown, the torch bared, the keepers of which are true heirs of the cult of metal. All hail, Ghost!


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The Top Metal of 2011
#1 - Ghost - Opus Eponymous
#2 - Insomnium - One for Sorrow

15.12.11

The Top 10 Metal of 2011 - #2

Crawling bloodied and broken from the Inside Room, we crumple our indivisible selves on the floor of a frost-scented forest, marking time, waiting for death...

 #2
Insomnium - One For Sorrow

When Insomnium release a record, there’s a sudden rush of anticipation to get it in the mail (Yes, friends, I buy music.) the days pass achingly until you’re able to slip it into the CD tray (or vinyl platter, as I prefer.) One For Sorrow is like taking a hard look at yourself in the mirror as thunder crackles in your mind while watching your tears falling like rain. It’s like pent up rage tearing apart its fetters and bounding through your heart. With each urgent minute, there's a momentary release into freedom to remind yourself you’re trapped. Gloomy, despondent, heavy stuff from these criminally underrated Finns, outpacing and outplaying their seemingly dozing Swedish progenitors.

Though post-rock and shoegaze are the de rigeur styles of late, they lovingly furnish their palatial tracks with gilded slivers of grandeur, unwilling to sacrifice their wild streaks of old, a fierce exemplar in Every Hour Wounds. Harrowing gangs of mourners howl on Through the Shadows and the Song of the Blackbird lacerate like searing blades running thick with blood in an effort to revive a moribund elan vivre – this album has nary a skerrick of hope folded into its miasma of grey but their melodies sound defiant, graceful, and beautiful, save to mention their dark Romantic lyricism vaulting the record's raw, sorrowful element to a natural perigee on the string-filled self-titled closer. 
Workmanlike production lends tracks like Only One Who Waits imparts a calloused, bruising character, pleasing to hear amid the din of a thousand producers hollowing out the souls of their records to sound “more digital than anything else.” Though their last three albums were exquisite in their own right, the simplistic tag of “In Flames meets Children of Bodom on Opeth pills” ought to be consigned to metal history. A mature effort, it’s unashamedly and unforgettably a work of Insomnium’s stellar brand; an opus of elegant desperation.

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The Top 10 of 2011

14.12.11

The Top 10 Metal of 2011 - #3

Making our way back to shore, we check into a lowly watering hole to soak ourselves in booze, washing away the pain from The Inside Room...

#3 
  
40 Watt Sun - The Inside Room

I haven’t felt this way in such a long time about a record – an unsated, mournful feeling that bubbles up from some hitherto undiscovered fissure in the depths of my heart. Probing further, one can discover the frail, weak pulse that occupies “the inside room.” Its bleak doom metal in the absolute sense of the term; there’s only melancholy and monochrome to be heard and felt on this record although it’s so heart-rending it’s almost impossible to feel moved by it. Patrick Walker’s (ex-Warning) passionate, despondent and soul-rattling voice strides effortlessly over the minimalistic yet ocean-sized riffs, each player in lock-step with one another, communicating an avalanching, existential malaise that seems to stand in solidarity with anyone who has shed a tear in anguish or has lost something so precious to them. To feel so utterly lost in and arrested by a piece of music without once suspending one’s disbelief – not even for a second - is rare; The Inside Room is one of those once in a decade records. Perhaps these inhumanly talented upstarts 40 Watt Sun are one of those once in a decade bands, too. What’s more incredible is the thought of it having been recorded over three tireless days and nights – a mere seventy two hours! Hauntingly beautiful, like a living reminder that we are somehow incomplete and for that, we must despair.

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The Top 10 of 2011

13.12.11

The Top 10 Metal of 2011 - #4

The atoms from the discarded cheeseburger recombine to create a snarling metal beast rising from the waters off the cape of Jutland...

#4
Mercenary - Metamorphosis

Mercenary were every bit Danish metal royalty – every record since the groundbreaking 11 Dreams was hyped as a major event in melodic death metal and with solid reason. Since the Sandager brothers’ departure, only the two original guitarists remain. Now, with a bit more breathing room to relax and let their riffs loose from leashes gripped tightly by their former bandmates, Mercenary have stepped back from their unyielding desire to emulate the fleeting glory days of Euro progressive metal (that’s the late 90s) and fusing the heady intensity of the original Gothenburg sound (the precious little mid-90s) to thrash out a record brimming with prime lead breaks, jaw-dropping solos and carnivorous, cracking riffs. They strut with a fearless command of those big, American style arena-electrifying refrains from the very beginning, (Through the Eyes of the Devil) grind relentlessly and parenthetically pound polyrhythms with subtlety and aplomb (In A River of Madness) as honey-coated keyboard accompaniments shine through better than any of their contemporaries (ahem, Scar Symmetry).

Rene Pedersen's stepping up to the microphone to lay down toweringly clean and muscular death vocals is possibly one of the greatest personnel decisions in melodic death metal history. Impassioned throughout, he sounds none more sincere than on Memoria. Pained and ardent cries to his parents had me completely floored, easily making this vocal driven track the best on the record. In Bloodred Shades hides nothing from us; trammeling, crunching riffs dominate no sooner to halt and yield to splendorous progressive inspired passages before twisting and turning back again, keeping us on tenterhooks as we can only feel awed at what they come up with next upon each and every listen.

Songwriting that treads the line between velvety Euro cheese and angsty American teenage posturing yet succumbing to the trappings of neither culminates perfectly on Shades of Gray, cloud-like synth anchoring an “ahhhing” choir while the rhythm section thickly lay chugging riffs down would sound completely stupid if it were cut by almost anyone else, but Mercenary make it work perfectly (principally the stock 80s key change on the bridge: “oohing” in tandem with faux-poetic lyricism: “From the beauty of a single rose / To the night's clear sky / Don't let it pass you by”) eventually wiping away the “somfing wot got in my eye” in the grinder On the Edge of Sanity. Coming out swinging (of the Glenn Miller variety, natch) in the closer The Black Brigade, we must ask: is Metamorphosis metal for the 2010s, the de-spoiler of the metalcore generation? I would be inclined to say it is.

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The Top 10 of 2011

12.12.11

The Top 10 Metal of 2011 - #5

Escaping from the waiting jowls of the Hunter, we hear the sounds of a demented funfair lilting on the summer night air, only to discover greasy cheeseburgers unravelling before our very eyes...

#5
Devin Townsend Project - Deconstruction

Oh, the fate of the universe revealed if not for the want of a cheeseburger. Deranged and manic as ever, Devin Townsend and his talented passengers bound about like children hopped up on pixie sticks and red cordial, launching us into the nether region of “fractal space” (I’m sure it’s something Devy would say) and beyond. Even the comedown is tinted with psychedelic hues couched in layers upon layers of wondrous melody and harmony. His unhinged style is a work of patience, since we have to make do with over ten minutes of Devy gently painting scenery before tucking into some real “Hevy Devy” action; the chorus in Stand, riffs in the crushing Planet of the Apes feature a show-stopping, ethereal vocal performance from Devy’s only possible peer, Paul Masvidal (Cynic, Gordian Knot, et al.) 

Punishingly ebullient is probably the best description of Devin Townsend’s music on Deconstruction. His ridiculous plots and playful, carnivalesque leitmotifs (The Mighty Masturbator the case and point) only serve to reinforce his incalculable depth of creativity and technical inventiveness. Deconstruction seems to unmask his usually veiled abstract expressionism; his inimitable yearning cries appealing to lost love, the oneness of the universe and a never ending search for some kind of higher power to make sense of the mind he’s been given and the body he inhabits feel more intense and prominent than earlier works, especially during the infinitely faceted Sumeria

There's no more compartmentalizing himself between his solo, "Band" and Strapping Young Lad "divisions;" it's the man, Devin Townsend, complete and on unashamed display. He’s like the Philip K. Dick of metal; not only in the sense his content walks drunkenly astride insanity and genius – Devy is consistent in quality, prodigious in quantity and possibly more off-kilter than both he and his fans would care to admit. Deconstruction only reinforces his unassailable reputation as the undisputed king of progressive metal.

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The Top 10 of 2011
#6 - Mastodon - The Hunter

9.12.11

The Top 10 Metal of 2011 - #6


Frolicking about in the forest, our hearts quicken as we prepare to flee from a mythical beast known only as The Hunter...


#6

Mastodon - The Hunter 

“Yeah man, the new Mastodon album is okay,” a perpetually carping “fan” confides to me, “but it’s too accessible.” Forget you and your hipster pals, man. This album kicks your skinny-jean clad arse, dude. The great thing about holding the esteem of not only metaldom but the entire rock scene (and TIME magazine, for that matter) is that any ludicrous idea is welcomed as genius. For Mastodon’s wily fingered rhythm section, meat and potato chops sound just as thrilling as Drop-C pentatonic reverse whatever-the-hell, room filling simplicity as good as polyrhythmic pretentiousness. Mike Elizondo teases every unpolished burr from the frets of each of these scruffy Southerners, every song lending itself to the concept yet standing triumphantly alone. Swampy and booze-soaked (possibly dope enthroned?) swagger abounds on Curl of the Burl and wondrous, trance-like corridors open up as Troy Sanders’ nasally chants “You’re on fire!” in Stargasm – so convincingly may I add, after a few tokes you’d pat down your legs just to make sure. Bill Kelliher confidently soars full-throated on the theatrical Octopus Has No Friends; theramin nuttiness and robotic apparitions pierce through the space rock gem Bedazzled Fingernails meanwhile richly layered guitars on The Sparrow build up so deftly and seductively there’s only one option left once the disc is over. Press play again. 

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The Top 10 of 2011

8.12.11

The Top 10 Metal of 2011 - #7

Setting sail across the Atlantic we arrive and disembark upon a technicolor world of oddity, innocence and promise...

#7

Fair to Midland
- Arrows and Anchors

I know, the moaning will give me a headache and I can already anticipate sloshing around in the piss as you intimate ever so discreetly that Fair to Midland aren’t quite metal, actually; but fuck me dead – they’re more metal than some of the bullshit that passes for it these days. That said; the music sounds resplendent and playful as ever, still retaining that hotheaded energy that seems to effortlessly glow from each and every child’s imagination. Confluences of folksy banjo, warm synthesizer and of course, generous servings of hulking distorted guitars mosey on over while the incredible, dizzying voice of Darroh Sudderth gives the record its wings as he takes flight; a man that can belt out crystalline vibrato in tandem with muddy, gruff snarls is worthy of much praise. Couple it with an unmatched creativity and unparalleled musicianship across an impossible diversity of instruments it deservedly garners quite a bit indeed.

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The Top 10 of 2011

7.12.11

The Top 10 Metal of 2011 - #8

A cab collects us from 17th Street and dumps us in the distant past, to a time where the Celts ruled with iron hands over their Emerald dominion...

#8
Primordial - Redemption at the Puritan's Hand

To be quite honest; I’ve always heard of Primordial but never paid any mind to them (in my incalculable folly); until a chance spin of one of their promo tracks in my car alerted me to their indomitable presence. It was one of those “Where have these guys been all my life” moments mixed with a sense of incredulity that I’d been foolish enough to only superficially hear them until presently. Nevertheless, Primordial’s inimitable sense of dense texture and dogged resistance to the lock down of riff manufacturing radiates outward in Redemption, evoking a proud and fervent sense of the arcane Celtic highlands. Careworn fingers can be heard sliding across strings and raw throated laments only serve to heighten the appeal of their chilling brand of black metal. There aren’t many records that can transport you to another time that only few have stood and watched, but Primordial are undoubted masters at whittling down at your conscious soul until you’re no longer tied to the present, sweeping you away with their despondent odes.

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The Top 10 of 2011

6.12.11

The Top 10 Metal of 2011 - #9

Discarding our robes to venture back into the grime-covered city, we make our way into the underbelly of...

#9
 Hammers of Misfortune - 17th Street

Seemingly the darlings of the mainstream press, Hammers of Misfortune are routinely overlooked by our bread and butter (anything with “metal” in the URL) instead lauded by the US National Public Radio of all places. They draw upon funereal doom as dark and foreboding as mahogany caskets resting inside pitch black hearses, soaring British New Wave pomp and pageantry, accursed piano driven dark cabaret in addition to plethora of other eclectic influences, crafting yet another sprawling and genuinely entrancing work. The songwriting sounds ambitious and impenetrably precise; a lesser collective of musicians could only aspire to butchery in contrast to HoM’s inspired finesse.  Careful attention is given to production; each track taking on its own unique character yet slotting in perfectly like a chapter in a chilling yet suspenseful mystery novel. Former Slough Feg guitarist John Cobbett and his accomplished company lovingly nurse the concept album back into its robust prime, layering sonorous guitar lines and counterpointed vocals that pay their respects to – but by no means shamelessly rip off – the greats of the past. It has been some time since a high concept record had the balls to tell a thought provoking story and just flat out rock.

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The Top 10 of 2011

5.12.11

The Top 10 Metal of 2011 - #10

Shuffling the honorable mention winners out the servant's entrance, we now don our black monastic cloaks and prepare for the unholy rites...

#10
 The Black Dahlia Murder - Ritual

I made evident in my review earlier this year; something had to give for The Black Dahlia Murder to continue at their breakneck pace lest they slammed into a creative brick wall. Ryan Knight, Arsis alumni and guitarist extraordinaire not only dipped his toes but unreservedly plunged head-first into the vast canon of metal but of all extreme music; like a deranged and alcohol-fuelled (possibly illicitly lit-up as well) metal necromancer, he charges through punk, death metal, black metal, metalcore and indeed the entire gamut, extracting the most brutal essences and discarding the bloated morass of insipid shit that’s gone wrong. It’s not an aimless or schizophrenic effort by any means; it’s cohesive, it’s modern and its heavy metal. It deftly bypasses any pretension that so many bands yearn for simply by rocking and rocking well…and that’s the heavy metal way!

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The Top 10 of 2011

3.12.11

The Top 10 Metal of 2011 - The Honorable Mentions

In carrying on the fine tradition established last year, I will be posting my Top 10 Metal albums of 2011 periodically throughout December right here on Crushtor.net. As is customary (as customary as only one year of precedent can establish,) here are my honorable mentions.


The Bronze award goes to:

Anthrax - Worship Music

If there’s one thing Anthrax can be accused of, it’s a tendency to self-implode. As soon as their line-up approaches a soupcon of stability, it ends up collapsing as soon as the last nail is hammered in place. For Worship Music, we few metalheads can truly supplicate before it, perched upon the thrash metal altar. Soundly trumping other forays by the big four (Megadeth’s Thirteen – an admirable record yet missing drive; and Metallica’s unspeakably heinous collaboration record) Anthrax dug their way to the very core of thrash – careering with maximum brutality at breakneck speed in a quest to summon the beast himself. Some may scoff, remarking that thrash metal is intravenously and hopelessly addicted to its own past. The rejoinder? Headbanging riffs trimmed with Sunset Strip groove, plunging bass lines and badass bellows never go out of style, especially when they’re executed this well.

We approach the other side of the dias to hang the Silver award around the abstract neck of:


Within Temptation - The Unforgiving

It’s undoubtedly fashionable to port almost everything over into comic book format and The Unforgiving was spared no quarter. Based on a story that’s made unclear by my reluctance to shell out for the special edition, the band have well and truly taken a bulldozer to Mother Earth, erecting gothic monuments in its stead, neon-signs buzzing above us in the moonlight. Heart-rending, scrunch-faced acoustic touches remind us of their considerable songwriting talent; luckily the blueprints were in place long before notes were committed to hard-drive, for Within Temptation bereft of a raison d’etre is an exercise in guaranteed mediocrity. Splashing into the perilous ocean of pop, the band emerge from the muddy waters slicker and wiser with a splendid array of string-swelled metal club anthems, seething (Shot in the Dark) sumptuous (Sinead), sinister (Murder) and sensual (Faster) all proudly lead by the passion and drama of Sharon del Adel’s sublime soprano.  


Now the crowd buzzes in anticipation for the Gold award winner, which is:

Amorphis - The Beginning of Times

Amorphis metamorphosed into faultless metal creatures upon the release of 2006’s Eclipse, their fealty to strident and lush psychedelic metal unwavering ever since. Tomi Joutsen snarls, swells and soothes as the band lays down arcane grooves upon resplendent 70s space rock soundscapes. It’s not all flowers, faeries and rainbows, though. There’s a helping of hulking muscle that weaves its way through tracks like My Enemy, conjuring up images of guitarists perched atop stage monitors, head banging violently in unison with the pounding riffs they’ve effortlessly condensed to a slick single that’s both uncompromisingly heavy yet still on speaking terms with pop radio deejays. Proposing they’ve stolen the pop-prog thunder of Genesis or Yes melded with cyborg-augmented Doors lightning would be a generous charge indeed, as we’re eternally grateful for their trippy, bewitching and alchemical metal brew.

Coming soon - the Top 10!

21.12.10

The Top 10 Metal of 2010 - The Critique

This year’s Top 10 has been an attempt from me to present a more intellectually involved yet no less passionate Top 10 list. With tips from editors and colleagues to take my time, I’ve mulled over scores of potential selections. But I also believe that it requires critique to give a full picture of my process of evaluation. I’ll be asking myself a series of questions (based on what others have asked) and I’ll try to answer them as honestly as I can.

Where’s the new Enslaved? The new Tryptikon? Ihsahn? You just hate black metal, don’t you!

What a boatload of tripe! I adore black metal. I own about 400 CDs/LPs and I would say about 5-10% are of the black metal genre alone – that’s at least 40 CDs worth. I would also have to retort that Agalloch and Martriden are black metal derived bands.

I do have a copy of the Enslaved record and heard the new Tryptikon – but for me, top records are all about what can cut above all the releases I’ve heard over the year. I have a stack of records that I’ve played once or twice – they’re quite good, but in the Darwinian struggle for my single CD slot, the Top 10 placegetters are not only the most musically gifted releases but the albums that have held my attention the longest. At the end of the day, #1 is probably the best album in terms of cost vs. benefit and length vs. “awesomeness.”

There were a lot of power metal, prog and melodic death releases that didn’t make the cut either. If it makes you feel any better the new records from Kamelot, Vanden Plas and Dimmu Borgir all rated the same in my book.

So what, just because you don’t own the physical recording means you don’t rate it?


On the contrary; most of the records listed were downloaded from an iPool, sent to me as a promo or via an official industry content distribution system.  The Grand Magus and the Ocean records are examples of this. All the others were purchased at some point (some were heard over iPool prior to purchase.) I have many more purchased records that didn’t make the cut either. I’m looking at about 10 of them as I write this.

I also don’t believe in taking something for free and criticizing it. It’s like getting a free Christmas dinner you aren’t even entitled to and complaining the turkey was too dry, the gravy was not thick enough, etc. etc. I believe a band deserves at least that much respect.

Some of the albums that aren’t #1 sound like the greatest records ever. What’s the deal?


Like I said before – some albums are absolutely astounding. But like with the Orphaned Land record, some records are just too “massive” to be enjoyed passively or frequently. I find with these records, if you have them on in the background, you miss the point of them. They’re like long and dense films – you can’t watch them every day – you have to set aside time for them.

So it's more of me communicating that they are excellently crafted records rather than records you want to play over and over again. If they are both - like the Grand Magus record - then they get higher positions.

But to be fair, it’s probably a bit contradictory to have them on the list if their lives will be spent mostly on the shelf or on the hard drive unplayed, isn’t it?

My rejoinder is that we may only read classic novels like War and Peace or Moby Dick once, possibly twice in our entire lives. With albums, we can play them many times over and usually do, even if they don't get much time in our preferred music player compared to other records.

I just looked at your Last.fm. Dark Tranquillity, Blind Guardian and Helloween are all amongst your Top 10 artists. Bias! Heresy! Perfidy! Etc.

I suppose this is undeniable – I do have a rather unique passion and liking for these bands. But to their credit, their records were all excellent this year. They genuinely stepped up their game, in my opinion. In previous years I’ve given Top 10 positions to these bands when they didn’t warrant it, but this time I feel that I’ve given them the praise they deserve. Adding unworthy bands into their unoccupied slots would just cheapen the integrity of the list – I personally couldn’t be compelled to do such a thing.

It may be a case of releasing a B album after a C or D album but I’d like to think not. Gambling with the Devil was a launching point but not an equal to 7 Sinners but was by no means terrible. Likewise with A Twist in the Myth and Fiction. I'd be hard pressed to call anything that DT or BG have released as "crap." (No qualms about taking Helloween's mid-period to task and berating it, though!)

Reviewers are also holding up Gamma Ray’s To the Metal as superior to Helloween’s record but I feel that’s premature – To the Metal sounded like more of the same (to me) while Helloween showed some depth and growth. Gamma Ray usually write a classic album worth of material over about 3 or 4 records packed with filler and I think To the Metal is no exception. Kai Hansen needs to find his Sascha Gerstner, to be quite honest.

I must admit, some of my albums don’t appear frequently on other lists and they are the glaring exceptions. I’ve seen Helloween and Blind Guardian pop up on a few European lists but Dark Tranquillity has routinely been overlooked. But then again, they almost always are! (The last time I saw them on a top 10 list was for Damage Done in 2002.)

I read your blog over at MetalAsFuck! You predicted your own #1!

It's not exactly clairvoyance.

I also feel now that the piece I wrote was unnecessarily arrogant and pithy...I genuinely like metal music but the tone of the piece seemed like I was taking the piss.

I was accused by some whether I was just a hipster in disguise (I am not, thank you very much!) berating metal because it was a "cool" thing to do among other such nonsense.

Getting some tips from my editor Leticia, I decided to take a measured approach to my Top 10 instead of blurting out substandard copy for the sake of it. Hence I wrote it over almost over two weeks, allowing for time to pass so I could tweak and edit. I feel its far better than previous lists I've ever written.

I count 11 discs in your so called Top 10!

Well done, you deserve a medal. I’ll send it to Jesus, c/- the Pentagon.

But seriously, Heliocentric and Anthropocentric is a double concept album – I feel it was just a cash-grab on the part of the label (and/or the band) to release them independently. Anthropocentric features leitmotifs from Heliocentric and both are about the history of religion, philosophy and astronomy as a criticism of Christian theology. Even the artwork is similar. Their MySpace quite clearly states it’s a “separately released double album.”

I suspect the label will see the error in their actions and combine them properly in a retail-price (i.e., not a limited ed. or deluxe price) box set or some manner of flashy receptacle (and there is a 4xLP set going...for €60!)

For example, Ayreon’s The Universal Migrator double album was also released separately only to be combined for sale later with extra liner notes and art, etc. at a retail price. The initial separation is excusable since those two albums were musically different. It isn’t the case this time.

Your Top 10 list doesn’t even resemble mine! Where’s your objectivity!?


I define objectivity as a journalistic endeavor that attempts to balance itself by using as many sources and opinions as possible to pursue the fact of the matter reported on.

This is a personal top 10 list and I rely on only one source – me. If you don’t like it, then tough!

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The Top 10 Metal of 2010 - #1

Emerging drug-addled and content so begins our arduous climb to the peak of the list, reclaiming the frost-covered Hammer of the North…

#1
Grand Magus - Hammer of the North
You know an album’s gonna be good a round about by the end of it. But you know an album will become a classic when you hear the first riff. For Grand Magus’ Hammer of the North, as soon as the “hammer” fell, out bounded a hot, jagged riff worthy of endless praise: I just knew it was going to be a special record.

The fusion of classic metal riffs, blues and doom metal has been done before. I’m sure we can all agree. But there’s a spirit to this record that I just can’t place. I feel myself drawn to it time and again. Even when I’m feeling low, this album cheers me up. Not one for cheapening my metal, I even had the aforementioned riff from I, The Jury as my mobile phone ringtone for a time.

The masculine swagger that courses through the music reminds one of Tarot – but Tarot have never been sounded this creative. Even the devil-may-care approach to soloing – often gratuitously – has one lamenting for his guitar ability, cursing the faux-guitar resting atop their games console for allowing such chicanery. The soulful bellow of Janne “JB” Christofferson sounds old school yet fresh at the same time. Black Sails sounds like if Dio, Ritchie Sambora and Dave Murray got together – its doom metal with a pop-metal finish that sounds cunning and heavy as anything else. It’s madness to even think it, but the Grand Magus boys pull it off. It’s this strange case of Swedes imitating Americans imitating Britons and back again – elements of those Southern hard-driving blues riffs can be heard on the track Northern Star yet they fuse the NWOBHM style gang choruses within as well. Are these but mere mortal men or some manner of metal gods?

They’re the modern masters of the blazing gallop that still has that stoner rock “who gives a shit” attitude. It’s real cigarette in the tuning forks, sweaty rock and roll. Is it thinking biker’s music? Unpretentious progressive metal? Who knows! It’s so twisted you just end up smashing your brain up against opposite sides of your skull. You just can’t get enough of this record. A future classic to be sure.


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...stay bookmarked for a NEW take on Top 10 lists...the self-critique!


The Top 10

20.12.10

The Top 10 Metal of 2010 - #2

Finished in the Golden Hall of Asgard we descend into the long darkness - into the Spiral Shadow...

#2
Kylesa - Spiral Shadow
I went to Georgia. I met the devil down there. Luckily, I escaped with my sanity and balls in tact - just. It's like another world - a world I'm lucky to escape from. Nevertheless, I'm still able to enjoy what the state has to offer - namely the seductive insanity that Kylesa produce each time they commit their sound to tape (or hard drive.) 

It does feel like this record is from another world. It's like a metal album that's slipped up through the portal depicted on the cover, landing in your hand from a parallel universe. If they want to beat both their drumsets to dervish-like guitar patterns, they will. If they want to pen browbeaten marches with an oozing Celtic black magic jig through the middle like Crowded Road, then it's a case of "fuck you" - they will. It's metal that feels scary because it's so alien yet wonderful. It's not done ironically like The Sword (thanks for nothing, guys) or as pretentious, pompous "art" a la Isis; it's a criminally enjoyable fusion of unadulterated brutality and jammin' sludge melody.

The track Don't Look Back was lent a considerable portion of my initial review just dedicated to its deconstruction:

Don’t Look Back is a true original. It’s in a league of its own. Imagine if Weezer made good on their promise to bring “Death to False Metal.” This is what it would sound like. Cascading, bright power-pop riffs abound this track, the right amount of despondent longing in the vocals with “oohing” and “aahing” female harmonies bubbling underneath; it’s some of the slickest songwriting you’ll hear all year without a doubt.
It stretches the limit to what metalheads will find acceptable - sludge metal, grunge and psychedelica heard on the same record? Are you shitting me? No - I'm not. That's why this record is so damn good. Crushing, wicked and brilliant.

19.12.10

The Top 10 Metal of 2010 - #3

Emerging out of frosty isolation we fall through a portal to fight a battle with the ancients in a Sacred World...

#3
 Blind Guardian - At the Edge of Time
When I first put on At the Edge of Time, I felt an all-powerful stirring in the room. As military-style drums pounded below bombastic orchestral hits punctuating the air, Hansi Kursch took the reins of the musical juggernaut from the mass of choral voices. By the chorus took hold, I had risen out of my chair, my fist raised to the sky in triumph. Seldom do records compel the body into what the heart desires but this one did many times over.

Though power metal has been in an almost irrevocable decline in recent years, ever since A Night at the Opera in 2002, Blind Guardian has emerged as the Byzantium to a crumbling Rome. Their command of melody and rhythm as metal musicians writing pieces for symphonies and choirs is simply unsurpassed.

In Ride into Obsession, it sounds as if the band sweeps itself up in the music, scarcely keeping pace with the colt-like rhythm. Tanelorn (Into the Void) is a welcome return to their earlier speed metal sound while the epic closer Wheel of Time outclasses their contemporaries with a Middle Eastern inspired marsala, replete with Arabic instrumentation and exotic melody.

Of course, Andre Olbrich's vibrant fret runs in tandem with Mr. Marcus Siepen sound invigorating as ever. Mr. Frederik Ehmke provides the percussion assault with the requisite expertise we've come to expect. They haven't shed the propensity for gravitas they cultivated on Nightfall in Middle-Earth nor have they forsaken the blistering, visceral thrashiness perfected on Imaginations From the Other Side - it's a synthesis of all of their work, impeccably polished with new and intricate touches.

Speaking to Mr. Kursch earlier this year, he believed that music spoke a magical language and they were just one of its many interpreters. If this is the case, Blind Guardian are like the men of letters of old - to be revered with awe.

18.12.10

The Top 10 Metal of 2010 - #4

From the world of sin we retreat to the Carpathian mountains in quiet meditation...

#4
Agalloch - Marrow of the Spirit
Fading in with a solitary violin, we hear the sound of water babbling as trees rustle through the breeze. Thus begins a journey through the pained hearts of men - Agalloch's oblique and antagonistic Marrow of the Spirit.

Written in the isolation of the Romanian mountains and recorded on all analog equipment under the tutelage of Faust (USA) guitarist Steven Wray Lobdell, the effort is certainly opaque, imbued with a quiescent melancholy and in a way, transcendental. Taking even more inspiration from neo-folk and pagan bands such as Sol Invictus they steadfastly return to nature, eschewing their brief flirtation with the more artificial drone and post-rock sounds. At the end of a track we hear the guitars dissolve into insects chirping during night time as a piano solemnly plays - the great strength about this disc is taking ambient and found sounds, pairing them with minimalistic black metal all the while making them feel compelling.
Raw and earnest acoustic guitars dominate in tandem with a stream of consciousness style guitar melody. Trance-like, lumbering rhythms are like the marrow; haunting, aspirated growls and pained shrieks with atmospheric synth textures are the undoubted and ephemeral spirit that seems to speak like ghostly apparitions from the heart of the Earth.

It's a very sensual and natural expression of metal that's difficult to capture. Where others have cautiously ventured and failed, Agalloch have overwhelmingly triumphed.

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17.12.10

The Top 10 Metal of 2010 - #5

Returning from the inky blackness of the void we're thrust into the land of sinners...

#5
Helloween - 7 Sinners
I said in my review earlier this year that Helloween's new record is a result of "the fresh blood injected into the wintry veins of Helloween in the form of guitarist Sascha Gerstner and drummer Dani Loble...[resurrecting] a sleeping metal leviathan from the bed of mediocrity." I stand by my words since 7 Sinners greatness increases more and more with every spin.

If the band went back to the drawing board and came back with this, the time spent polishing their riffs, beefing up their sound and taking a symphonic and detailed approach to their songwriting was exceedingly well spent. The band have never been one for pomp and pageantry - and when they have they've always done it with their tongue firmly in their cheek. There's cheesy and forgettable and then there's fun and Helloween. With flutes and bombast and choirs galore they're not afraid to dig deep into their memories of childhood rock heroes to treat their cherished cliches with love to bring them new life. Yes, it's power metal at its core - but it's also a virulently catchy form of rock n' roll that deserves careful attention.

7 Sinners
is a really complete Euro metal record that celebrates our diverse genre from past to present and adds to the future giving it the respect it deserves. From bluesy licks, pounding thrash rhythms, touches of death metal vocals it screams from the high heavens that Helloween aren't just a power metal band, they are band that plays - and loves - heavy metal music.

On this record they ask each and every listener - Are You Metal? If not, that's fine. You're just missing out.

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#6: Dark Tranquillity - We Are the Void

16.12.10

The Top 10 Metal of 2010 - #6

Flung throughout the cosmos we pass out of this existence and fall into the crushing darkness and into...The Void!


#6 
Dark Tranquillity - We Are The Void
Some bands are born great, others acquire greatness and few have greatness thrust upon them. Dark Tranquillity is one of the rare bands that have only served to improve their standing within metal over time, consistently releasing quality records that set trends rather than pander to them.

We Are the Void is a remarked improvement on Fiction, an album I felt was more of a proving ground for what was to come. Spine-chilling in its execution, the openers possess a burning despondency as an undercurrent – riffs are mammoth and unrelenting. Tracks like The Fatalist recaptures their death metal meets Depeche Mode bleakness they once had undisputed dominion over in Damage Done but until now left by the wayside. Mikael Stanne’s clean vocals make a welcome return in the successor to Format C: For Cortex, The Grandest Accusation.
They drain us with the colorless and inhuman Arkhangelsk only to amp us up with I Am the Void, a jagged riff plunging like a snarling beast baulked of its prey, guitars wreaking havoc as they streak by.

There’s scorching headbangers on here, pensive moments and everything that makes melodic death metal great – as well as some new sinister tricks and turns. It’s definitely not metal by numbers and the leadwork sounds lush yet jarring but endlessly enthralling. Mr. Stanne’s lyrics are insightful and chilling as always, his use of the English language almost peerless in metal. The combination of modern crunch and their classicalist dalliances as heard in their earlier work is simply a delight to behold. Well done, Dark Tranquillity!

(Kudos to Niklas Sundin appearing twice in my end of years honors list...again.)

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15.12.10

The Top 10 Metal of 2010 - #7

Seeing as we're already in space we hop aboard the Discovery One to rendezvous with the Star Child at Saturn...

#7
Martriden - Encounter the Monolith
Martriden are troupers. Being dumped from their previous label they did what any other reasonable musician would do - go ahead and record an album anyway.

Thus we have Encounter the Monolith, a curious and intriguing mixture of their uniquely pummeling blackened death metal, acoustic meanderings and Gojira style obliqueness, topped off with galactic sweeps of keyboards, bludgeoning guitars and gruff, acidic vocals. Inspired by 2001: A Space Odyssey, it does somewhat feel like an authentic yet abstract musical version of the book; alienating and wonderful yet somehow human and triumphant in its approach.

Made up of six lengthy songs - more like movements - it has an uninterruptable and trancendental flow to it, much like Green Carnation's Light of Day, Day of Darkness or Crimson by Edge of Sanity. Similarly, they have a penchant for writing complex jams and venturesome riffs that strengthen the integrity of the concept while upholding their renowned granite-like edge. If only all blackened death metal could be this down to earth and true to its black and death metal roots as well as this good at the same time!

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14.12.10

The Top 10 Metal of 2010 - #8

We've been half-way across the globe already; so we prepare ourselves to project into the stars with my #8 pick...or is that picks?


#8
The Ocean - Heliocentric & Anthropocentric

I know, these are physically two albums; but in my view, selling them as such is like offering a car only to charge the exact same sum again for the keys. It is a double record and should be treated as such, much like Therion's Lemuria/Sirius B or Opeth's Deliverance/Damnation binaries. One simply cannot exist without the other.

Thus for 1hr and 40sec we thoroughly explore the fringes of science, philosophy and our understanding of the cosmos throughout the ages. Recorded in seclusion in the Swiss alps, the records form their scathing criticism of Christian fundamentalism.

Replete with sprawling, Herculean and delicate guitars they forge into the psyche of men in their gormlessness and grandeur. Jazzy textures, freewheeling horns and woodwind, Baroque piano interplay and undulating strings are performed with as much aplomb as their crushing guitar riffs and cage-rattling drum fills. For example, in the Heliocentric track Ptolemy was Wrong baritone extraordinaire Loïc Rossetti dramatically laments his realization that the Earth orbits the sun - a soulful piano dirge accompanies his passionate outcry.
I genuinely felt for the resonant Mr. Rossetti, the pain in knowing his character can never tell anyone in fear of persecution - much like Jean Valjean's "Who Am I?" lament in Les Miserables. As the facade of human irrationality peels away, the music really imbues that feeling of enlightenment which is a feat in and of itself, all the while exploding with polyrhythmic jam-style fury and colorful harmony.

Even his brutal vocals are to be commended especially in the weightier and punchier Anthropocentric, as is the warm and layered production that binds together a collective of eight highly talented musicians. Much like the Orphaned Land record that came in at #10, its depth is almost fathomless and requires careful attention, although individual tracks taken out of context are quite capable of holding their own.
Much like Between the Buried and Me, The Ocean are certainly poised to write the next chapter of forward-thinking progressive metal history with this stellar effort - a real piece of metal art!

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