12.1.09

To Elyse

You are sweet as.

- Tom

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

WHO IS SHE?

I want her name, her number, where she lives, and a brief description of her appearance.

I will not tolerate you falling into the trap of another woman! BROS BEFORE HOS! Remember that.

I am here to protect you from the plight of women.

You realise there's a reason there are so many sexist jokes about women? I've got a stack of emails you've sent me with jokes (kinda makes me uncomfortable, to be honest; I know I'm joking, but I don't know if you are).

I do not permit this affair!

Unknown said...

Haha! She's my totally awesome and totally cool friend from America. I never sent you any sexist jokes? Or was that the point? :P

Anonymous said...

Oh so now you're both LYING (because you so sent me terrible jokes) and saying I'm not good enough for your jokes, huh?

Is that how it is?

And I fucking baked you a pie and everything. And you throw this back in my face.

Why must you dish out so much hurt to the ones who love you the most? =(

I'm not giving up on you yet. You can't push me away.

Unknown said...

Dude...missed the subtlety! I sent you jokes...but I didn't think they were sexist because I'm so sexist? Yeah? :P

Anonymous said...

OK now I'm freaking out.

What's this about jokes you sent me? I was joking. I was just trying to embarrass you and make people think you send sexist jokes to people.

But holy shit, it worries me that you think you sent me sexist jokes.

Please stay away from my children. =(