I see heads hunkered down, fingers dancing across keyboards and the stench of boredom strikes my nose...I must be at work.
However, I can regail my dear readers of tales of gross inanity - hanging out with geriatrics at a confusing bar in Clayton; implicit racism, submission, torment and fiery redheads at Cho Gao in the city; and my personal favorite, running my low-rent media empire while wearing my trackpants.
All fantastical stories which would require a savage censorship before I even contemplated putting finger to keyboard.
Oh, and now I've spilled my glass of water across my desk. The most exciting thing to have happened to me today.
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"Oh, and now I've spilled my glass of water across my desk. The most exciting thing to have happened to me today."
I saw a cow give birth to a calf this morning.
The most exciting thing to have happened to me today was the miracle of childbirth.
Even if you YouTubed cows giving birth, your day will still never compare to mine. But don't feel bad; sometimes we'll never be as good as others. Acccept it?
I'll pay that Stephen. Pretty much everyone's day shits all over mine already. BUT! I did score an interview with Jerry Cantrell from Alice in Chains...until they said I had to interview the new singer instead. :(
Wow, ooze self-confidence.
I have no idea who Jerry Cantrell is, but I'm sure he helped deliver seven cows this morning. I think your ":(" is unjustified because, deep down, you know you don't deserve the interview.
So tell me some filthy gossip that you're just dying to tell someone...
Stephen...I'm very much intrigued as to what you "do" exactly...
Jerry Cantrell is the name of the guitarist for influential grunge band Alice in Chains. Interviewing him fell through so i'm stuck with the new singer. I don't deserve it. And neither do you. :P
I have a few anecdotes to share, yes. More shocking than dirty - but they could be considered as such :P
All you need to know is that I know more than you realise. And I get bored in life. A lot.
We all deserve happiness. Don't forget that.
You know my fake email address. If you send it, I'll see it. So anecdotes away.
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