I'm Recording, Do Your Thing

I'm going to attempt my own version of the Ellis Challenge. Balls to Catchy. Thanks babe, you've strengthened me in ways I've never thought possible. Actually, on second thoughts, you had absolutely nothing to do with it.

And now, some of that humor I'm renowned for:

What's the difference between crossing the Mafia and breaking up with your girlfriend?

Nothing, they both make you an offer you can't refuse.

Here's some fictional prose at my fiction blog.