I'd probably write about how stifling the weather feels here, but it's way too hot to do anything right now.
Who wants to loan me money for a plane ticket to the States then?
Electric Six on vinyl sounds damn sweet. I just hope it doesn't melt before I can listen to them again.
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Oh, I don't feel bad for you.
Andy Roddick has to play in that weather... poor poor baby..
Just kidding, He is a massive douche if i've ever seen one.
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How much money are we talking? And are you reliable in paying people back?
Enjoy the heat while we've got it.
And I heard a rumour about you apparently sneaking into people's yards and stealing tomatoes and strawberries and spinach from veggie patches. Shit, that's pretty low.
And A-Rod lost! Federer was interviewed by Jim Courier and they had such a rapport I even wanted to give him a kiss.
Stephen, Stephen, Stephen. Always with the dirt digging eh. Those were my Grandmother's veggies, and she LET me have them. You need a bigger telephoto lens.
And I do pay people back, because I seldom take loans. If I really want something, I save. But I absolutely truly want this, so I'll pretty much do anything to get it and I would pay all of it back, with interest.
Pfft, paying back with interest is noble, but it's also total bullshit. Why the fuck borrow money from Person A and offer to pay interest? That should be a silent clause: something you say to yourself, "ok, I'm willing to pay interest, but only if they insist on it. Otherwise I'll keep my mouth shut."
It's like walking into an antique store, seeing an old clock and saying to the shopkeeper, "oh god you don't realise how much I want this! I will pay anything for it!" And then the shopkeeper says, "oh, well it'll be $100, thank you." You will gladly pay and never realise that he only wanted $50 for it.
You're a noble heart, but have a stupid strategy.
Fear not: if you want it this much, you'll get it. Patience and persistence is all you need. And why inherit an interest doing today what you can do tomorrow without an interest?
If that metaphor thingy translated properly, it should say: if you really want to go to the Yank Land, then take the time to save for it. Is it really worth getting a loan and paying back interest to do it straight away? Or is the trip something you can put off for a little while longer until you're in a better personal financial situation where you can afford it yourself? Surely such a thing would be better for you if you didn't have to pay so much. AND, i you don't pay interest today, who knows, maybe you can afford to do a trip like this again sooner?
Strategy, strategy, strategy.
What do you know about chickens? I want to get chickens. How can I build them a house?
Well, obviously. I thought I trusted you! *cries*
I still don't know anything about chickens! An old wooden box with chicken wire wrapped around it seems to work. Put some hay inside and you're sweet.
And old wooden box with chicken wire wrapped around it?
What are you, a monster? No way am I putting The Duchess, Mrs Norrington, Lady Paddington and Baroness von Ludmilla in a fucking little box.
You cruel man.
Stay away from my chickens.
I wish War, Famine, Pestilence and Death on you.
(Don't worry, the four horsemen are just alternative names for chickens - I'm not actually wishing death on you)
*cough*
Thomas. You do know that I'm fond of you, but I believe you may be overstating your repayment skillz.
And I'm too broke to buy you a plane ticket. Sorry. Sell a kidney?
Woa, Crushtor, did you ask this Erin girl for money? That's pretty rude. You, like, totally need to let go of the past. And don't try and scam people for money.
For shame.
Hah. Thomas. Like the cat.
Meow, Thomas. Meow.
Say it with me. Meow.
No? What cat? WTF?!
What cat? This cat!
I am actually terribly disappointed in you.
This explains a lot.
You were devoid of a childhood, weren't you?
I put a bubble of silence around you for two days: you cannot speak to anyone during this period.
This is your punishment. Wear it well, and grow from this lesson.
I don't want to be bubble 'o' silenced, but to be fair to Crushtor, there's probably quite a few examples of literary and pop-cultural cats called Tom or Thomas, based on the idea of a tomcat.
For example:
http://www.leighhobbs.com.au/images/books1/books_p1_r9_c4.gif
and this old jazz number:
http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/10167
and even, to a more disturbing and less related note, this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TomKat
It actually disturbs me that you know what/who TomKat is. This is the first I've heard of it.
Thomas, you need to keep your followers in line. I will not tolerate such contradictory words against me.
And I put a bubble of silence and oppression around this Erin just to show my spite.
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