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I got an offer from a local music rag to do metal interviews. Here's what the Editor sent me.

"Thomas

Are you interested in doing some metal interviews for us? I have some available on an ongoing basis?

Peter"

Of course, I jumped at the chance. If I ever get to write a self-help book, I will title it "From Fucknut to Fabulous: Unleash Your Inner Awesome in 30 days or less!" Turns out that Count Korzybski was right.